T'was two hours before kickoff, and all about Twitter,
Our mobile devices all began to fritter
The people I follow had written off Brett Favre
There was no way in Hades that old man would start
When from TCF Bank Stadium there arose such a clatter,
I logged on to ESPN.com to see what's the matter
(If I'm gonna write about Brett Favre again, why not have some fun with it?)
UPDATE: The old man took the field with the starting unit, completed 5 of 7 passes for 63 yards, one touchdown and one interception, and was knocked out the game with a concussion. One would think this would be the last we've seen of Favre, but...