Showing posts with label denver broncos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label denver broncos. Show all posts
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Laurency Maroney Arrested Following Rick Ross Concert
Athletes and celebrities getting arrested is nothing new. Happens once or twice a week on average. The bigger story here is Denver Broncos running back Laurence Maroney's mugshot above. He will from now on be referred to as the Black Raggedy Andy. The cops should have put out an APB on whoever agreed to braid his hair like that.
You can see info on the arrest here.
People, please do better. Do it for the children. Do it for your self dignity. Just please, do better.
-ALR
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Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Lloyd's Not Scared of Niners and Redskins and Bears

Brandon Lloyd has been a completely mediocre wide receiver since being drafted out of Illinois by the San Francisco 49ers in the 4th round of the 2003 NFL Draft. Actually, mediocre might be an overstatement. From 2003-2009, Lloyd amassed an underwhelming 164 catches for 2,370 yards and 15 TDs. Over that time, Lloyd was mostly recognized for making the spectacular catches (like these):
...and missing time due to injury and/or questionable attitude.
This season, Lloyd has been the lone bright spot for the Denver Broncos, this fourth team he's played for over seven seasons. He was selected to the Pro Bowl for the first time in his career after catching 72 passes for a league leading 1,375 yards and 10 TDs. When asked by Denver Post reporter Mike Klis if he had anything he'd like to say to his previous employers, he responded by saying, "I want to say F--- you. And I mean that in the most professional way possible..."
The quote was reportedly a joke (like Lloyd's entire career), and meant to be good-natured (yeah right). The interview was promptly cut short by Broncos media relations director Patrick Smyth, in the most professional way possible.
Monday, December 6, 2010
Denver Broncos Josh McDaniels No Longer Head Coach
Breaking News: Per the Denver Broncos official twitter feed, head coach Josh McDaniels has been relieved of his head coaching duties. After jumping out to a 6-0 start, the 34-year old McDaniels is only 5-17 since then.
McDaniels was a former assistant coach for the New Englad Patriots before being hired by the Broncos in 2009. His coaching tenure with the Broncos has been marred with controversy and questionable decisions, from his handling and subsequent trading of QB Jay Cutler and RB Peyton Hillis, the drafting of Tim Tebow and recently facing accusations of cheating where he was fined $50,000 by the NFL.
More on this as it becomes available.
-ALR
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Saturday, October 30, 2010
What Up, Gangsta!
Meet Earl Smith III, also known as J.R. Smith. New Jersey native. Professional basketball player for the Denver Nuggets. Millionaire.
And now, allegedly an internet gang-banger. "Blood" to be specific.
Smith was photographed throwing up Blood gang signs during a night out on the town. The night soon became infamous because he put out a Tweet earlier in the day, asking for women followers to join him and his crew in a limo (obviously for Bible study). There ended up being 18 scantily-clad women who made the cut, and he posted photos of the evening on his Twitter account.
Another photo of the same night was posted by one of the ladies, and it shows Smith throwing up signs associated with the Bloods.
Smith is a talent, no doubt. Watch him drop 43 points off the bench against the Chicago Bulls, or hit 11 threes against the Sacramento Kings, and you know there is no denying he plays basketball well. Still, there is one big reason why Smith has been in the NBA for seven years, and still cant find a team willing to make him a starter, or pay him big money.
J.R. Smith is just plain dumb.
It's not nice to say, but its true. He was drafted out of high school by the New Orleans Hornets, where he averaged 10 ppg his rookie season, and by all accounts drove Byron Scott bat-bleep crazy. The team traded him to the Bulls a year and a half later for center Tyson Chandler. The Bulls then traded Smith to the Denver Nuggets for two second round picks and Howard Eisley without ever having him suit up.
Translation, they didn't want any piece of that idiot.
Of course Smith blossomed into some sort of quasi-star in Denver, because the Nuggets organization is a rest haven for headcases. Smith blends in well with the likes of Kenyon Martin, Chris "Birdman" Anderson, "team leader" Carmelo Anthony, and head coach of the head cases, George Karl. He's become a cult hero to Nuggets fans who have come to expect up-and-down performances, incredible dunks, streaky shooting, and of course him throwing up "PIRU" after a made three.
(Oh, wait, I forgot. We're still pretending not to know what he's doing with his hands on the court, and assume that he means "three", or "bulls-eye". I'm sorry.)
Outside the safe surroundings of the Pepsi Center however, Smith might want to watch himself with all that Blood stuff. Denver, as DJ Quik once famously said, is just like Compton. There is a heavy gang pressence in the city. The sports world and the Denver gang culture have crossed paths on more than one occasion. The most famous and tragic being the Darrent Williams killing.
For his own safety I hope he realizes, soon, that this buffonery, or dare I say straight up coonery, can cost him the ultimate price. No, not another appearance in a Waka Flocka Flame video (he's already got that), but his life.
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Monday, August 2, 2010
Los That Links (UPDATE AGAIN)

Some Monday morning links to get people through their day.
The Serious
- Police search the home of Lorenzen Wright's ex-wife. This can't be good.
- "Stevie Franchise" is looking to take his talents to South Beach?
- Ozzie Guillen always makes some unconventional, yet salient points. His take on Latino players being treated differently than Asian players is no different.
- Tyreke Evans' reckless driving video.
- The latest on whether or not a fat man can run up and down a football field.
- Denver Broncos running backs dropping like flies. Maybe His Holiness, Tim Tebow, can lay hands on them?
Not So Serious
- Laurence Fishburne's daughter, Montana, getting it how she lives. Morpheus cannot be happy.
- Big Baby Davis teaches you how to Dougie. And you thought you couldn't have less respect for him.
- Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, hide ya husband, cuz they raping er'body out here.
- Dennis Rodman almost dies in a car crash. (Yawn)
- Kenny Powers + K-Swiss = Might get you fired if you're at work. (Courtesy of funnyordie.com)
- United Arab Emirates just say no to Crackberry. Not like you're going over there, but still.
- Kim K. takes her talent to Dallas (well technically, its San Antonio).
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