All Press Aint Good Press...

Someone please get this man a new PR firm. Apparently JaMarcus Russell just doesn't know when to shut up. I guess being known as one of the biggest busts in sports history isn't embarrassment enough. Russell can't seem to get enough negative attention. According to this ESPN interview, Russell admits to testing positive for codeine (sizurp for those not aware) back in 2007 after he was drafted by the Raiders. Where are this kid's parents?!? He clearly lacks guidance or a role model.

I'll make this quick; JaMarcus, put a sock in it. Quit while you're behind. You're rich. Take that $39 mil you racked up for doing absolutely nothing in the NFL and stay out of the headlines. Go read a playbook or do something productve with your life. Dummy.

-ALR

Hugs for Huggins

"I'm Huggins and I can't get up!"

West Virginia head basketball coach Bob Huggins might want to give up walking anywhere unsupervised, ever...

Every summer for the last 3 years Huggins has managed to injure himself worse than the year before, all self-inflicted. He's like a one-man 3 Stooges slapstick routine. In summer of 2008, trips off the tarmac in an airport while on the phone and cracks his noggin. In 2009, he walks into a door in the middle of the night and gets 2 shiners for his trouble. Now in 2010 Huggy takes "medication" on an empty stomach, falls down, goes boom and cracks seven ribs in the process. What's he going to do in 2011 to top these; take a casual stroll off the Grand Canyon? Someone needs to have a hidden camera crew follow him around every summer to catch his blunders on video (get on this, Comedy Central).

Bobby, you're a multi-millionaire. Please get on your "Diddy" and hire a personal assistant to walk for you!

-ALR