Friday, July 30, 2010
Hugs for Huggins
"I'm Huggins and I can't get up!"
West Virginia head basketball coach Bob Huggins might want to give up walking anywhere unsupervised, ever...
Every summer for the last 3 years Huggins has managed to injure himself worse than the year before, all self-inflicted. He's like a one-man 3 Stooges slapstick routine. In summer of 2008, trips off the tarmac in an airport while on the phone and cracks his noggin. In 2009, he walks into a door in the middle of the night and gets 2 shiners for his trouble. Now in 2010 Huggy takes "medication" on an empty stomach, falls down, goes boom and cracks seven ribs in the process. What's he going to do in 2011 to top these; take a casual stroll off the Grand Canyon? Someone needs to have a hidden camera crew follow him around every summer to catch his blunders on video (get on this, Comedy Central).
Bobby, you're a multi-millionaire. Please get on your "Diddy" and hire a personal assistant to walk for you!