Los That Links 8-4-10 (UPDATE)

Good morning! Let's get right to it, shall we?

Brett Favre News

- BREAKING NEWS: Brett Favre apparently isn't as retired as we thought he was, according to ESPN's Ed Werder.

- Brett Favre retired yesterday, and America wept. But on the second day, has he arisen from the dead?

- Could the Favre retirement announcement really be a money play? Apparently he has 20 million reasons to reconsider.

- Steve Mariucci doesn't believe Favre is retiring.

- The Chicago Bears ain't buying the Favre retirement stories.

- How does all this Favre stuff impact Madden 11?

- How does all this Favre stuff impact Sidney Rice's fantasy numbers?

- How does all this Favre stuff impact the Viking stadium plans?

- Don't trip Viking fans, Tavaris Jackson got this.

Other news that Brett Favre gives you permission to discuss

- Detroit Lions sign their top pick, Ndamukong Suh, 5 years, $68 million, $40 million guaranteed.

- NBA releases 2010-11 schedule.

- Shaq to the Celtics.

- Alex Rodriguez will never hit a home-run again. Unless he does. (And he did)

- Slain former NBA player Lorenzen Wright's ex-wife isn't cooperating with police. Not a good look.

- Might Carmelo Anthony end up in New York? He's choosing free-agency over signing his extension.

Los That Links (UPDATE AGAIN)

Some Monday morning links to get people through their day.

The Serious

- Police search the home of Lorenzen Wright's ex-wife. This can't be good.

- "Stevie Franchise" is looking to take his talents to South Beach?

- Ozzie Guillen always makes some unconventional, yet salient points. His take on Latino players being treated differently than Asian players is no different.

- Tyreke Evans' reckless driving video.

- The latest on whether or not a fat man can run up and down a football field.

- Denver Broncos running backs dropping like flies. Maybe His Holiness, Tim Tebow, can lay hands on them?

Not So Serious

- Laurence Fishburne's daughter, Montana, getting it how she lives. Morpheus cannot be happy.

- Big Baby Davis teaches you how to Dougie. And you thought you couldn't have less respect for him.

- Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, hide ya husband, cuz they raping er'body out here.

- Dennis Rodman almost dies in a car crash. (Yawn)

- Kenny Powers + K-Swiss = Might get you fired if you're at work. (Courtesy of funnyordie.com)

- United Arab Emirates just say no to Crackberry. Not like you're going over there, but still.

- Kim K. takes her talent to Dallas (well technically, its San Antonio).