The Man Vs. The Pacman

Something happened.

The website cincinnati.247sports.com is reporting the Cincy PD had to put some familiar jewelry around the wrists of Adam "Formerly Pacman" Jones for an incident following the Bengals most recent loss.

Version 1: Adam Jones was just minding his own business leaving Paul Brown Stadium following the Cincinnati Bengals loss to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, when his car was forced off the street by another car, and hit a pedestrian.

Version 2: Adam "Pacman" Jones was arrested on suspicion of reckless driving after hitting a pedestrian following the Bengals recent loss to the Buccaneers.

Version 3: The Cincinnati Police Department has a special elite squad of officers assigned to follow notorious outlaw Adam "Pacman" Jones around the city, wait until he's particularly vulnerable, and frame him for a crime he didn't commit. They were successful this afternoon, forcing him off-road causing him to hit a pedestrian.

One of the three is true, or possibly some combination. Decide for yourself.

Los That Links 8-3-10

What's new in the world this morning?

- Reports that Brett Favre has informed Minnesota that he'll retire.

- Lebron James takes an ad out in a newspaper to thank... Akron?

- Albert Haynesworth skips practice.

- For Adam "Pacman" Jones, this is real progress.

- Chargers sneak dis a former teammate with the initials "L.T."

- Marky-Mark says ESPN employees are always boinking because Bristol is the most boring place on earth. Can't find anything wrong with his reasoning.

- Karen Sypher, the woman from the Rick Pitino extortion trial, seconds before "paying" her lawyer fees.

- In case you haven't heard, its a good time to feel sorry for Laurence Fishburne